Russell

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  1. Russell says:

    I guess I’ll just hang out here and talk to myself for awhile. See if anyone is actually using the website or not.

    • Kim says:

      Ha. I was wondering if anybody checked here anymore. I guess since you got rid of facebook this is where you will interact. I am only here to download the last episode.

  2. Drew says:

    For a time travel/ timelie alteration movie, I reccomend the Flashpoint Paradox. It doesn’t follow your rules but it includes alternate timelines and parallel universes. https://m.xmovies8.org/watch?v=Justice_League_The_Flashpoint_Paradox_2013 Oh and I almost forgot its a comic book movie and batman in it is epic.

  3. Casey says:

    Only 47 more followers on facebook until you have to make a facebook account!
    Wait…

    • Russ says:

      Yeah, I’m a regular social media junkie now. Well, maybe not quite. Baby steps, baby steps.

    • Russ says:

      The irony of this is that at this moment, facebook is the only way to really communicate with me, besides this website,,,, and personal conversation of course. :(

  4. Russ says:

    I knew I never should have told that Viagra story… :( I don’t NEED it. It was just a goof. STOP SPAMMING MY SECTION. Grrrrr…

    • JP says:

      I have noticed your section getting railed with spam recently :(

      • Russ says:

        For some reason it has since the beginning. Don’t know if it’s my name or what. There is a law firm with the same name. Maybe all this shit belongs there?

  5. toby says:

    Teehee

  6. Marcus says:

    Russell Kennedy for President!

    • toby says:

      Ha! Yes! Where it shows the latest comments is hot! “Marcus on Russell” “Toby on Russell” sexy!

    • Russ says:

      I’m the last person who should be given any authority. Seriously, after all of the authority is given out and there is just that little bit left, that’s all mine. “Russ, just, I don’t know. Keep an eye on that rock over there.”

      “I got this, guys. I won’t let ya down.”

  7. Russ says:

    Random Dude at the Bar: You know what’s wrong with this country?
    Me: Nope! Can’t wait to find out though.
    RDB: It’s all these goddamn aliens.
    Me: Damned. With an ed. It’s goddamned not goddamn. One is a noun the
    other is an adjective or adverb. When it’s used like you did
    it’s…never mind. Illegal or Extraterrestrial?
    RDB: I don’t care how many terrestrials they have, they take our jobs,
    receive government benefits, and pay no taxes. It’s bullshit!
    Me: Okay then. I gotta go.
    RDB: Why?
    Me: Oh, I gotta read a book or two, and watch about three hours of ETV
    to try and recover what I just lost.
    RDB: What?
    Me: Exactly! See ya.

  8. Russ says:

    Is it bad that a part of me would be a little proud of the fact that, if I were messed up enough, they named a mental disorder after me?

    “Oh, don’t judge him too much. He suffers from ‘Russicism’.”

  9. Russ says:

    This is not directed at anyone, just something I was thinking when having a bad day in general.

    FUCK YOU

    – From this moment on, you and your life are no longer any of my concern.
    – Under no circumstance do I want to see your face or hear you voice.
    – Control of my life, both physical and emotional, have never and will never be yours.
    – Kiss my ass.

    – Your shitty attitude is both toxic and contagious to the point that removing you from my life is necessary.
    – Our continued communication will only bring more drama into a life that already has its fill.
    – Unless you’re willing to change, this is how it has to be.

    • Shannoa says:

      Are you cheered up yet buttercup?

      Miss you guys!

      I have fallen wayyyy behind. Probably because Im busy being a badass.. or Im pregnant and have had my head in a toilet for the last 4 months. Thats a pretty lame excuse though. Tom has layed down the law. I am not allowed to go back to the U.S till we PCS out of this shit hole.. which means it will be another 2 years till I am back in McCook. Im bummed..but its understandable. I wanted to eject Harper out the plane on the last flight I took with her, I couldn’t handle flying with two babies by myself. Just promise me there will still be a awkwardly warm spot on that couch for me when I come home in 2 years?! oh please oh please!?!

      • Russ says:

        Yeah. This was posted awile ago. Always a spot for ya. Small children and enclosed spaces never mix well, believe me you’re not alone, I have to take deep breaths a LOT. It’s worth it though for the good times.

  10. chris springer says:

    hey russ finally took sometime and well let me be honest i found the scrap of paper that you wrote the site name on in my pocket so i figured what the heck i’ll give it a shot alright the podcast is awesome i’ve told a few of my firends about it they kinda like it to. which i think might be a good thing.

    • Russ says:

      Right on Chris. I thought you might like some parts of it and aren’t easily offended so. Hope you keep listening and by all means tell anyone you think is maybe as immature as us to give it a listen.

  11. Russ says:

    On Friday, my nephew Hudson was born. 6 lbs. 7 ounces. Been a father for almost nine years, first time being an uncle. Excited about that. Got another one on the way from my younger brother and his wife.

  12. Russ says:

    maybe with all of the facebook posts we will show up when people google facebook.

  13. Russ says:

    All I can say is wow. Alright shannoa, even though by my count we’re still 90 short, and I’m even counting one for each episode posting because Eric always types to reach us on facebook. I suppose I’ll give in. 200 was probably a bit high in the first place. I should have known something like this would happen when I said I would allow multiple postings from the same person. I’ll let you all know when I’m officially on, but don’t expect to find much on my facebook page, but if you do comment on it, I will reply.

  14. Shannoa says:

    Facebook Teehee!

  15. Shannoa says:

    FACEBOOOOOOK

  16. Brent says:

    facebook

  17. Randi says:

    Facebook,

  18. Russ says:

    To be honest, the whole thing to me is just a gimmick to get a little more activity on the website. I do actually hate facebook with a passion though. I’m not even on facebook and it has caused problems for me.

  19. Russ says:

    I thought of you when we got on the topic of drones. You would have been a good special guest. I bet you’ve probably seen some things.

  20. Russ says:

    I suppose you could use a different username each time and try to get away with that. But now that I suggested it, I think I’d see right through the scam.

  21. Randi says:

    Thinking about me? Or your mom?

  22. Randi says:

    Thanks for censoring yourself on masturbationn. I appreciated it

    • Eric says:

      We were thinking about you, and decided to hold back.

    • Russ says:

      No problem. I usually don’t want to say the things I do on the podcast, but the voices won’t let me remain silent. Joking aside, the feedback is appreciated. By all means, if we go to far, or cross a line, let us know. When we do the cast, it’s just the three of us in a room together. If everyone who listens were in the room too, it would be a lot easier to not get too carried away with the conversation.

  23. Eric says:

    Happy Birthday, you sexy piece of man!

  24. Toby says:

    WEBSIEEEET!!!

  25. Russ says:

    Gonna watch the season premier of Walking Dead tonight. Pretty stoked about that. : )

  26. Russ says:

    There is something almost therapeutic about eating peanut from the shell. An almost primal sense of accomplishment is felt when my work is rewarded with that tiny, salty, crunchy little morsel. Like bubble wrap…..that you can eat.

  27. Russ says:

    For anyone interested, from 1 to 2 in the afternoon at Norris Park, I’ll be singin’ a few songs. Come and make fun of me.

  28. Russ says:

    Question for people with normal lives: How? I think that I’ve broken something that seems as though it cannot be repaired, and I don’t even know what it is, or where to start repairing.

      • Russ says:

        Oh, just getting tired of the screwed up set of circumstances I’ve created called my life. I just want normal, but am afraid it just isn’t possible anymore because of the decisions I’ve made. So this is basically me being a whiny little bitch. Just ignore it. : )

  29. Eric says:

    You and Toby should split roles as the next Batman.

  30. Shannoa says:

    Haha You will always be big guy to me, you are like 3 foot taller than me =P

  31. Shannoa says:

    Russ, even though we constantly argue, I love you big guy. Sorry about your accident! Hit me up if you need a ride!

    • Russ says:

      Thanks. I’m alright, just a little whiplash. I’m actually cool with walking most places, and my legs haven’t hurt this much since highschool athletics. So hopefully you won’t be calling me big guy for much longer.

  32. Russ says:

    Well, got in a traffic accident this morning. My day has started out great!

  33. Russ says:

    This is getting a little silly. If my name was Nathaniel Black, this wouldn’t be happening!

  34. Russ says:

    Wow! Just when I didn’ t think life could get much stranger. I just whitnessed one of the most foul and deviant acts, committed by a stray cat of all things. I heard cats fighting on my porch. When I went to see what all the fuss was about, I discovered that a stray had taken a shit in my cats food. He was pissed,,,

  35. Russ says:

    I have no feelings. I’m a biological robot with an average vocabulary, engineered for the purpose of assassinating Louis Vuitton and ridding the world of unnecessary handbags.

    • Russ says:

      Nevermind, Louis Vuitton is probably not alive anymore considering he founded the company in the mid 1800s, so I will have to travel back in time terminator style to end this plague of comment spam in my section.

  36. Russ says:

    Not only is the spam annoying, but there is apparently an electronic translator at work here. Some of the statements are like a cryptogram. “With great be sorry must fall if you ask me are convinced that lisa is away”,,,,,,,WHAT! My head hurts. If its not a translation problem, then the CIA are using this site to send secret messages. And once again, why is my section getting this. I’m guessing that these are meant for another Russell Kennedy. Time to start googling my name again.

    • Eric says:

      Hey! Switched it so that you have to include an email to post now. The email adress won’t be posted. That should atleast cut down the spammers.

      • Russ says:

        cool. though some of it was a little entertaining. I won’t be commenting anymore cause I don’t believe that you won’t publish my e-mail address!

    • Eric says:

      Also switched it so the newest comments will be at the top, but you proly already noticed that, huh?

  37. Russ says:

    Thanks. The comments not posting thing should be fixed, sorry about that. #2 should be up soon. Keep on listening, and thanks for the comment.

  38. Russ says:

    I know i said i want stalkers, but spam bots are kind of lazy don’t ya think. And why am i the only one who is getting this crap on my section. : (

  39. Russ says:

    We gotta get some kind of spam filter. lol.

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