Tolerable Nausea 051: Pathway to the Anus

In this episode of Tolerable Nausea the guys record from Toby’s house along with super fan, Christie. Prepare to listen to them talk about the art of masturbation, designer vagina surgery and planning your diet around sex. Toby gets lost in an innuendo. Russell updates us on his battle with a succubus. Woody makes a bold claim. Christie gets poetic about penises. And Eric realizes that not every language is a romance language.

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7 comments

  1. Aleece says:

    Not all women just focus on the sensation. Some do need to visualize men. I admit to being bi so yes boobs are beautiful and sexy.

    I have head-butted the wall or like Woody I can have a conversation in my sleep.

  2. JP says:

    I remember that story, don’t recall the name. I can imagine someone with a fetish like that would strike again, it’s the only way to get his rocks off. Depending on who fucked my comforter, I might still use it, but I wouldn’t toss it, I’d give it away to someone. I definitely agree, I imagine that girls fantasize a lot more than guys do, she does seem to be using what I though the guys idea of masturbating. I’m not a huge fan of fake boobs, but if I can’t tell then it’s not a huge deal. Please no hair near the nipples, just not attractive on a female.

    Get a wax, including the butthole, and then a bleaching. I actually like the way vaginas look, for the most part, I can appreciate when they look good. A pornstar vagina has different lip structure pretty much, get your lips to look like the pornstars lips then it’s nearly the same. I haven’t heard so much nut hate ever, she really hates ball. The gooch, the taint, the perineum, the pathway to the anus! I haven’t had any bad experiences with it, so if she goes to touch it, then I’m okay with it until the sneaky finger comes in. I have never experienced a queef, which I think is a good thing. Lound is good to a point, where it’s not waking the neighbors and causing problems. If a girl will finish before him, have the decency to let him finish too!

    I’d do oral sex right away, before actual sex. Some girls look at it being way more personal, and some look at it as comepletely impersonal. If you do oral first, then at least she can orgasm once before being dissappointed in the sex. I’d stop the blowjob immediately if she raked the teeth, that is a huge NO! Like what Toby thought the snowmobile was back in the Alaskan Fire Dragon episode. Brazillians are awesome, except when they get to your sack and you feel like they are going to tear it open.

    I feel like everyone has tried to look at their butthole at least once in their lifetime. Not into tossing salads, I’d find it a little weird to lick it up. I had never heard of the texas meat hooks until today, interesting combination of sex acts.

    Hey, sister wanna see my dick? It’s dick news! The dick biting is getting is getting out of control, very soon it’s going to hit the states and all of our dicks will be in danger. Maybe that is the what the apocalypse is going to be. A vagina with balls underneath? A strange way to explain a growers flacid penis.

    This was a very sexually charged episode, and it was very entertaining!

  3. Casey says:

    Also, for the record, I’d definitely have preferred the death metal dick news.

  4. Casey says:

    The whole thing with weird/elongated nipples… I’m kinda with Russ. I mean, I wouldn’t go out of my way to find a lady with 3-inch nipple/hot dog things, but I don’t think I’d bail on a relationship if that was brought into light once a relationship was already established.

    Swahili isn’t a language based on clicking in speech. I’m not sure what language that is, but it’s not Swahili.

    Can you wear a pool noodle? :/

    Yeah. I’m absolutely irate that it’s legal to marry a first cousin in more states than it’s legal to marry someone of the same sex. Change that bullshit right away.

    I’d marry a McRib. I’d marry the shit out of it.

    Vaginoplasty? No. I’m in agreement with you guys- a vagina ain’t meant to look pretty. Some landscaping is appreciated, but it’s like putting an inedible garnish and fancy plating with food. At the end of the day, it’s not there to be looked at and admired.

    Aw, poor Russ has Taint-trust issues.

    If someone I was having sex with accidentally trusted a fart to not be more than it was, I’d definitely not be going and telling people about it. I’d repress that.

    The iTunes comment was me, if you were still wondering!

    Note to self: Next time the wife wants to go on a date, be lame and awkward. End the date quickly. See if wife has the same approach. 😀

    I do have to know, though… Why didn’t you guys mic Christie up? She carried the conversation more than even Russ did, and that’s impressive!

    • Casey says:

      Apparently I can’t think and type at the same time. I meant, can you MARRY a pool noodle.

    • Toby says:

      Ha! Thanks Casey. We got wet for you and I will fight you to the death over the fair maiden McRib’s hand in marriage!!! Christie was miced up it was just on a different input I think

      • Woody says:

        The biggest problem wasn’t the mic she just wouldn’t hold it up. She kept talking with it in her lap and she tended to talk with her hands while she was holding it.

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